Racquet of the Bear! |
Gamma Progression II 602FC, featuring dropweight tensioner, 6-point mount, and fixed clamps |
My Collection of 12 legendary POG's (Prince Original Graphite) |
7 POG's plus other racquets |
WARNING: any attempt to hit a tennis ball fired from this racquet may induce fatigue, fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, loss of appetite, possibly seizures and coma, and even death! |
Sure, Sampras may have won 14 grand slam titles and Federer already has 16 and counting. But where were they when I was wielding my racquet a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away? The Force is with me! Before me Sampras and Federer will tremble! I AM the Greatest of All Time! |
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