Racquet of the Bear!

Gamma Progression II 602FC, featuring dropweight tensioner, 6-point mount, and fixed clamps

My Collection of 12 legendary POG's (Prince Original Graphite)

7 POG's plus other racquets

WARNING: any attempt to hit a tennis ball fired from this racquet may induce fatigue, fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, loss of appetite, possibly seizures and coma, and even death!

Sure, Sampras may have won 14 grand slam titles and Federer already has 16 and counting. But where were they when I was wielding my racquet a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away? The Force is with me! Before me Sampras and Federer will tremble! I AM the Greatest of All Time!